This crook swiped the world’s crappiest “Batmobile.”
A bumbling bandit made off with a truck parked near a Nebraska pest control company — only to find the rig loaded with hundreds of pounds of bat poop, according to wild footage and its owner.
In the embarrassing flap, the thief is shown driving away with a 14-foot trailer of 500 to 700 pounds of bat feces in the parking lot of Borland Wildlife Solutions in Lincoln on Sunday, according to 1011 Now.
“That’s all they got,” the firm’s owner, Steve Borland, told the local station. “The trailer, the equipment, and 700 pounds of bat guano.”
Borland’s company removes the disease-carrying critter droppings from the attics of local homes with a vacuum before hauling it away in bags, he said.
He said the total joker likely assumed the rig was full of expensive equipment.
The crook is still at large and the trailer, reportedly valued at $15,000, is still missing.